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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 23, 2004 11:01:48 GMT -5
(This is how DJ and Kamui met)
Byte: Germany. I shudder when I see this place.
DJAE: What? Why?
Byte: WWII.
DJAE: That's ancient history.
Suddenly...
German Gang: Let's get him!
DJAE: WHAT?!
*the gang starts to attack DJAE with Disc melee attacks*
DJAE: Byte, find help!
*Byte flies off*
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Post by Harpo989 on Jul 23, 2004 14:44:58 GMT -5
"No three rods! Three!" I argued with the vendor, but he didn't speak english. "Geez, where's Tweaker and his UT when you need him..." Then I saw the Byte flying by, so I stoped him. "Say, Byte, you happen to know Germa- Wait, you're DJAE's Byte, aren't you?"
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 23, 2004 19:42:26 GMT -5
Byte: "No time to talk, Wraith."
*Byte flies on...*
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 24, 2004 7:00:28 GMT -5
*Finishes beating up on a bunch of resource hogs. Kamui.EXE goes up to the leader and stands on his chest (She's a light little thing!)*
I warned you, you were never going to get my subroutines without getting your trailers wooped.
*Byte flies in and see kamui.EXE and IPeX*
Byte: A warrior program?!
IPeX: <You've gotten a little arrogant with them. Threatening to beat them up without the usr of subroutines.>
I'm NOT arrogant! Besides, I managed to do it just the same.
Byte: Proof enought for me. *Flies down and nudges Kamui* Come on! I need your help!
IPeX: <It's JUST a Byte. Why would we have to worry about it?>
Two things, first it's nudging me, and secondly Bytes aren't JUST Bytes. Now lets follow it!
Byte: This way and HURRY! *Flies off with Kamui.EXE and IPeX following*
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 24, 2004 8:48:48 GMT -5
*DJAE is still being beaten up*
DJAE: What's taking Byte so long? He's probably insulting some Bits instead of what I asked him to do...
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Post by Harpo989 on Jul 24, 2004 13:50:58 GMT -5
"three! three! what part of english don't you understand? oh, wait..." Then I turned around only to see the same Byte flying by again. I figured why not, so I ran out and stopped the Byte. "Hold it there, Byte! you were pretty rude to me just a minute ago, and all I need is a nano of your time!"
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 24, 2004 14:47:49 GMT -5
Byte: Not NOW! *Weaves out of Harpo's way. kamui and IPeX follow*
*Kamui.EXE enters the alley way where DJAE was getting beat up. Kamui.EXe does a flying side kick to one of the members*
You've got a lot of nerve to be picking on innocent programs!
Member #2: Where in the net did you come from?!
*kamui.EXE cracks her knuckles*
<Let's just say that you're in deep gridbug do-do now!>
*Kamui.EXE attacks. DJAE is knocked out. Kamui.EXE knocks out most of the members until she gets to the last one. The last one has bandages on his arms. He grins*
Leader: You're pretty good, program. But little girls should not be playing hero!
Kamui.EXE: *Growls* Is that how you want it? Here's how you get it! *Charges*
Leader: WORD WRAP ACTIVATE!
Kamui.EXE: ....?!
*The bandages fly off and wrap themselves around Kamui's wrists and neck. She looks like she may be strangled*
Kamui: .....!? .....!
Leader: heh heh heh....
Kamui.EXE: IPEX! *Cough*
*IPeX chews through the bandages quickly getting Kamui.EXE loose. Kamui.EXE removes the bandages*
Nice try! *Rezzes up her Data_katana* SHOCK WAVE USER GIRI! *Slashes the Leader. He crumples to the ground in pain.*
Leader: y....y..... you'll pay for this, program.
Yeah? And I'm shareware.....
*Leader leaves. Kamui investigates DJAE*
Poor program! *Checks first aid kit and discovers she has no patch routines* Uh-oh!
< Don't tell me you forgot to stock it!>
Fine. I won't.
< Kamui-chan! You remember to bring your subroutines but not restock your first aid kit?! Ah! Typical!>
*Lifts up DJAE* Come on. We're heading to my room at the inn.
~Later at the inn....~
*Kamui.EXE attempts the best first aid she can. She does everything she can*
Hmm.... he's STILL not waking up.
Byte: Have you tried kissing him?
WHAT?!
< Byte! That's bad! She can't do that! She has no love life so to speak... GAH!> *Gets punched by Kamui.EXE*
SHUT UP! I'll do it. *Kisses DJAE. Nothing happens at first* See? Dumb idea. *DJAE begins to wake up. Kamui.EXE doesn't notice right away* KISSING him didn't work. Stupid idea.
*DJAE hears this. Responds....*
~kamui.EXE
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Post by Harpo989 on Jul 24, 2004 15:26:34 GMT -5
as the byte and the other program knocked me aside, I realized who it was. Say, that was Kamui, from the power bar...
~later~
I had been following them back to the inn, and I managed to climb up to the second story window. stupid building washer programs. of all the servers for them to keep thier buildings squeaky clean... I managed to peek over the open window just as Kamui kissed DJAE. Woah... Kamui and DJAE? I didn't even know they knew each oth- just then my grip slipped from the windowsill. "YAAAAAH!!!" I fell down and smashed into the pavement with a loud THUD. "ow..."
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 24, 2004 15:33:34 GMT -5
*Kamui.EXE hears the "Thud"*
IPeX, Byte, did you hear something?
DJAE: BLARG!
Huh?
Byte: *Laughing* Oh! That was priceless! You actually KISSED him! You should know he feels way unconfortable about kissing!
0_0;; HEY! *Flings Byte out the window* HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Byte: GYAH!
*To DJAE* I'm sorry. Byte said it would wake you up.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 24, 2004 16:15:51 GMT -5
Ick... So... Hi. I'm Media DJ 8 "DJ Aussie Evil", but you can call me "DJAE." What's your name?
*looks around*
And where am I?
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 24, 2004 16:22:14 GMT -5
Your at my room at the Elect-Inn, My name is Kamui.EXE and I just saved your codes from some gang members. Pleasure.
~kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 24, 2004 17:20:32 GMT -5
Oog... Where's my WoundRelief Subroutine when I need it? They know better than to attack a program without any weapons.
(OOC: This is before DJAE got his Claymore and Colt handguns)
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 24, 2004 20:38:34 GMT -5
<Kamui.EXE forgot to restock her first aid kit. Talk to her>
Uh..... *Sweatdrop* I'll run out and go get it. It's not too much trouble for me. There's a shop nearby.
~kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jul 24, 2004 21:51:19 GMT -5
"Oh, and Kamui..."
*DJAE tosses Kamui some cash*
Can you get me something I could defend myself with?
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Post by Harpo989 on Jul 25, 2004 0:02:32 GMT -5
I slowly got up from the ground, all my subroutines sore, and managed to stumble in front of the inn before I tripped over a loose file and fell back onto the sidewalk- this time face first.
*thud* "ow..."
My face and my chest were probably broken in the shell now, so I managed to roll onto my back, only to meet more broken shell on my back. "ow..."
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