The Story P-Rod; or, the Unpredictable Story

[Snoopy]

Okay. "The Story P-Rod" is a Tronned-out version of the story stick game. Someone (me) starts a story, and then the next poster posts another part of it, and then the next poster continues it, and so on...Any questions? If so, message me. It gets kind of lonely hanging out in these cold circuits. Anywho...

'Twas a dark and stormy light. Pure energy was coming down as lightning. One struck the I/O tower. A large piece of the tower broke off and fell down, de-rezzing a feeble attempt of a virus that fCon placed in the ENCOM system.
CLU_135s.EXE and 5tup1D__.EXE were taking a walk down the corridor when a tear opened in the fabric of cyberspace. A dozen financial experts from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy HQ fell out and de-rezzed on the platform around the corner. Snoopy (me) and the Red Baron chased each other, oblivious, and disappearing through another logic tear. The Red Baron planted a logic bombb (aah, the cousin of the virus), which detonated on the veranda, de-rezzing many files and system processes in the process.
It was a very boring day.
But something else came out of that tear.
CLU_135s and 5tup1D__ were just rounding the bend when they saw the intruder.

<No way!> said 5tup1D__.

<It can't be!> CLU_135s said, <It's...it's...it's...>

[glow=red,2,300]<Yesssssss>[/glow], said the intruder, [glow=red,2,300]<It'ssssss meeee.>[/glow]

<But you can't possibly be...are you really...who...but that'd mean you're...you're...

Who is this intruder? We will find out in the next post.

EOL.


-Snoopy

[hikaru56]

It was...

a...

a...

common termite!

CLU_135s crushes it under his foot...

"Yay we defeated our enemy!!!"

Then the soul of the termite had revenge and chucked a massive whale at them...

the whale landed and strangled them...

but then chihuahuas from another dimension battled the whales...

Hikaru.EXE walks onto the scene and blacks out...

Then chickens and fidler crabs from under the ocean rode on in light cycles, ramming down any thing in their way...

Then the lady of liberty takes a flame thrower and burn everything...

"Yay!!! A football game" said CLU_135s.

"No stuipid, your so cluless. It's obviously a horrific and bloody baseball game!" said 5tup1D.

Then a space ship crashed came out was a...

[Snoopy]

...T-100!
He looked around.
"Thees eesun't the place I'm supposed to be," it said.
Another spacecraft came down, and out stepped Yoda.
"War zone it is out here," Yoda said. "Late for my family reunion I will be."
"A Yoda family reunion?"
"Yes, T-100. My cousins Yoga, Yodel, and Yogurt there will be."
"Ah."
The T-100 shot a Light-Cycling fiddler crab, which de-rezzed. A tire bounced off the game grid.
Hikaru.EXE wakes up. "What happened?"
"Der was a disturbance."
"Oh." Hikaru.EXE blacked out again.
CLU_135s.exe and 5tup1D__.exe sat at the counter of the Electric Avenue Bar & Grille, eating roast baseball bat, steak fries, and drinking Pepsi and Coca-Cola, arguing over which one tasted better. A Light-cycling chicken said that both tasted like malted battery acid, and Yoda threatened him with a light saber.
5tup1d__.exe ordered a Diet Pepsi.
"The roast baseball bat want you not," said Yoda, Forcing (as in Force-ing) the food over.
"I do not want the roast baseball bat," said 5tup1D__.
"The steak fries want you not."
"I don't want the steak fries."
"The Diet Pepsi want you not."
"I...want...the Diet Pepsi."
"The Diet Pepsi want you not."
"Yes! I do!"
My friend's Nirvana CD suddenly became Nirvana itself, playing Lithium for no better reason than to knock the neon sign of the Electric Avenue Bar & Grille off its screws.
Then, someone fired a shot into the Moon, blowing it into four crescents which rocked and then fell down. Lynyrd Skynyrd appeared and tried to outplay Nirvana, and a music war ensued. Then, all of a sudden, a Tiefighter crashed into the ground, and out stepped...