Post by Kamui.EXE on Jul 12, 2004 11:57:43 GMT -5
You guys have been asking me about Kamui.EXE and the German server so now you got it. I wrote it in diary entries instead. I thought it would be an interesting change of pace.
So here you go:
Data Compilation.......
Compilation finished.
Scanning.......
Scanning Finished.
Would you like to view? (Y) (N)
Y
////Kamui's History Log 11110001////
04/20/04 13:50:03 PM
History Log,
I'm making a stop at the German server before I head back to Encom. I feel that the alerts put out for my capture would have died down by now. IPeX is
doing fine. Currently he's pestering a few bytes. He seems to like to take on creatures twice his size. Pretty bold for a megabit (someone on board told me
that's what he was. Hm! Go figure!) hold on a nano.....
/// Dictation active.///
IPEX! STOP PICKING ON THOSE POOR BYTES RIGHT NOW! I DON'T GIVE A GRIDBUG IF THEY STARTED IT FIRST! Uh! Oops! I left this thing on! Shoot!
Okay... Okay! Moving on...... the ride is pretty uneventful and kinda boring. But in any event, I got a chance to start modifying my LOL that I just got. If I'M
going to use it, I'd have to make it non-lethal. I don't wanna derezz more programs than I have. It seems almost ironic. I've designated myself as an anti-
virus and yet I won't even derezz viruses. Derezzing just brings back the pain and the hurt. I don't wanna go back to that. Despite the fact that I DO enjoy a
good fight (Or a good drinking contest) I'm mostly a program of peace (That is if you don't count me hitting you with my new Data_Bokudo if I get annoyed
with you).
IPeX! I, I, eX, IPeX!
I'm violent? I AM NOT! What gave you THAT idea?
Iss.....
*REZZ! BONK! CRASH!*
I, I, Pex......
Don't you DARE say that or else I'll embarras you in front of those Bytes. *Coughs* Anyways, we're almost at the server. I'm going to have to stop
dictation.
Until next time, End of line!
- Kamui.EXE
04/20/04 18:14:20 PM
History Log,
Well! I'm at the German server! Although, those German ICPs keep on whispering to each other as I go by. That's a wee bit strange, don't you agree, IPeX?
IPeX! I, eX!
Either the ICPs themselves are a bit strange (well... we're in a different server and hence a different culture so it might be a way of them being polite? Gif!)
or something strange has been going on here. Anyways, I'll be checking the viral update postings tommorrow to see if there's been a recent viral wave this
cycle.
On the plus side, I've gotten a chance to do a wee bit of shopping. I picked up some LOL modifier subroutines that will help me modify it so I can put
programs in to sleep mode instead of derezzing them. Although, on my way, I saw a program who's shell looked very similar to mine. The only difference
really is that she has thicker eyebrows, her blast visor is the wrong shape and her scar is on the wrong side. But still, I think I'm the program with the
prettier shell! Thick eyebrows don't do a thing for her. Ha!
Anyways, I'm going in to sleep mode for the while.
Until next time, End of line!
- Kamui.EXE
What do you think?
~Kamui.EXE
So here you go:
Data Compilation.......
Compilation finished.
Scanning.......
Scanning Finished.
Would you like to view? (Y) (N)
Y
////Kamui's History Log 11110001////
04/20/04 13:50:03 PM
History Log,
I'm making a stop at the German server before I head back to Encom. I feel that the alerts put out for my capture would have died down by now. IPeX is
doing fine. Currently he's pestering a few bytes. He seems to like to take on creatures twice his size. Pretty bold for a megabit (someone on board told me
that's what he was. Hm! Go figure!) hold on a nano.....
/// Dictation active.///
IPEX! STOP PICKING ON THOSE POOR BYTES RIGHT NOW! I DON'T GIVE A GRIDBUG IF THEY STARTED IT FIRST! Uh! Oops! I left this thing on! Shoot!
Okay... Okay! Moving on...... the ride is pretty uneventful and kinda boring. But in any event, I got a chance to start modifying my LOL that I just got. If I'M
going to use it, I'd have to make it non-lethal. I don't wanna derezz more programs than I have. It seems almost ironic. I've designated myself as an anti-
virus and yet I won't even derezz viruses. Derezzing just brings back the pain and the hurt. I don't wanna go back to that. Despite the fact that I DO enjoy a
good fight (Or a good drinking contest) I'm mostly a program of peace (That is if you don't count me hitting you with my new Data_Bokudo if I get annoyed
with you).
IPeX! I, I, eX, IPeX!
I'm violent? I AM NOT! What gave you THAT idea?
Iss.....
*REZZ! BONK! CRASH!*
I, I, Pex......
Don't you DARE say that or else I'll embarras you in front of those Bytes. *Coughs* Anyways, we're almost at the server. I'm going to have to stop
dictation.
Until next time, End of line!
- Kamui.EXE
04/20/04 18:14:20 PM
History Log,
Well! I'm at the German server! Although, those German ICPs keep on whispering to each other as I go by. That's a wee bit strange, don't you agree, IPeX?
IPeX! I, eX!
Either the ICPs themselves are a bit strange (well... we're in a different server and hence a different culture so it might be a way of them being polite? Gif!)
or something strange has been going on here. Anyways, I'll be checking the viral update postings tommorrow to see if there's been a recent viral wave this
cycle.
On the plus side, I've gotten a chance to do a wee bit of shopping. I picked up some LOL modifier subroutines that will help me modify it so I can put
programs in to sleep mode instead of derezzing them. Although, on my way, I saw a program who's shell looked very similar to mine. The only difference
really is that she has thicker eyebrows, her blast visor is the wrong shape and her scar is on the wrong side. But still, I think I'm the program with the
prettier shell! Thick eyebrows don't do a thing for her. Ha!
Anyways, I'm going in to sleep mode for the while.
Until next time, End of line!
- Kamui.EXE
What do you think?
~Kamui.EXE