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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Nov 30, 2004 15:10:19 GMT -5
*The two DJs stop in fron of a JPEG. It shows Mike and Guy having a picnic in a national park somewhere.*
DJ Kat: Aussie, is there any reason we stopped in front of this?
DJAE: Katherine, this might be the test to find out if Mike is a User, or just really naive.
*The party comes*
DJAE: *pointing to Mike on the JPEG* Mike, who is this?
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Dec 1, 2004 7:23:57 GMT -5
Mike looks at the jpg and replies, "daddy."*
Kamui.EXE gasped
"There's no way......" she says slowly.
"No way what?" Mike asks.
"....that programs have 'Daddies.'" Kamui.EXE says.
Everyone falls over sideways anime style. Kamui.EXE grins.
"I was just joking! Mike must be a user or at least a sub-user if he knows that one unless he was programmed by that user and edited the jpg.... although, I highly doubt that," Kamui.EXE says.
(*Note: I wasn't sure if Mike would use the term 'daddy.')
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Dec 1, 2004 13:18:32 GMT -5
DJAE: A User? They don't come down here unless the system is in danger...
*pause*
DJ Kat: Kamui, you said that you were battling OEm programs, right?
DJAE: Of course! the OEm Data Scrambler Program! It's this giant bloatware that slowly moves across data, scrambling it. Mike can help us derezz it and reverse the scrambling!
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Post by Prankster bit on Dec 1, 2004 15:13:00 GMT -5
"yyyyeesss, but mike doesn't know anything about that...
[looks at the child-sized disc on his arm]
saucer of his!"
"hey mike, you ever used a frisbee?"
"yeah! 'course i have"
"right, well that disc on your arm [mike takes it off his arm] is a weapon. you just use it like a frisbee. look i'll show you..."
[prankster takes his disc off his back, winds up a shot and chucks the disc across the plain, red train following. then, the disc comes flying back and prankster catches it]
"cooooolll!"
"yup, you can also use it to block other program's disc, watch"
[he mimics blocking a disc]
"but only use it if you really have to. we'll all take care of you, but it's good to know how to fend for yourself"
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Post by Harpo989 on Dec 1, 2004 17:36:01 GMT -5
I came running up about then and commented on the situation: "Um... Guys... You've got to be kidding me... a 'Sub-user'? gimmie a break. He's obviously a new version of Your user, DJ. -Maybe he's designed for infiltration, that could be why his shell is so small.* Although it beats me why he was digitized. OEm's ists haven't been a big problem... Yet. rumors of data scramblers or no"
*: It makes sense that programs age along the same timeline as their users, however programs don't really seem to "grow"... I'm assumeing that even sub-programs are never like kids in stature, just mind.
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Dec 2, 2004 1:07:09 GMT -5
DJAE: Hmm... Let me send a quick text packet to my User...
TxtPack(start) >Guy Rocheks: Mike is inside the computer. Request direction. -eol-
DJAE: Now we wait... Oh! OK, my user replied.
TxtPack(start) Guy Rocheks> What? OK. I'll feed directions to you and your party until Mike comes out. He's safer in there than in our district of SF; the OEm Police have been terrorizing people. -eol-
DJAE: ...Wait. OEm bought out the SFPD? Or is this is a deranged buncha loonies?
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Dec 2, 2004 10:31:19 GMT -5
"OEm's half sane and half insane. They're a really confusing bunch," Kamui.EXE says.
She hears rummbling off in the distance. She looks over and sees a tunnel of light destroying everything in it's path.
"I have no idea what that is but that's no data stream! I recomkend that we RUN!" Kamui.EXE says.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by Prankster bit on Dec 2, 2004 14:15:40 GMT -5
oh user!, not another bit torrent. they get them all the time in the sahara mesa, i never thought i'd ever see one again!
yeah, it's a good idea to run now!
unless...
*while all the other programs are running away, prankster turns and shoots a supercharged prankster bit into the light. it explodes and a small portion of the light is sucked into the radius and the light's movement slows down*
"what the hell was that?"
"just think of that as a...[searches database of user terms] guided missile"
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Dec 2, 2004 15:10:06 GMT -5
*DJAE and DJ Kat are skating away quickly*
DJAE: Here! You'll beableto escape more quickly with these. *tosses everybody a R-blade sub* BOOST DASH!
*DJAE and DJ Kat accelerate off, red trails burnt onto the floors*
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Dec 3, 2004 8:25:57 GMT -5
Kamui.EXE had Mike in her arms and was running with him like a foot ball palyer.
"HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" Mike yells as he hits Kamui.EXE.
"Ow! Stop! THAT HURTS!" Kamui.EXE yells back.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by Prankster bit on Dec 3, 2004 15:44:42 GMT -5
*starts to run away while trying to aim another prankster bit. he fires, the prankster bit misses but explodes right next to the bit torrent, slowing it down even more. he then plants a dozen ball primitives in the path of the bit torrent and starts to run [with a quick_foot subroutine] in the direction of the others.
when roughly 200m away, there is yet another explosion. he turns around to see a small, green mushroom cloud, and the bit torrent disappears into a pixel cloud.*
"how did you manage to do that!?" shouts DJAE
"you just gotta know the tricks of the trade, although, most of the time this involves explosives"
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Dec 4, 2004 12:53:53 GMT -5
DJ Kat: Whew, Aus, I'm beat.
DJAE: Hang on, there's a rest directory ahead a bit. No charge, 'cuz the owner's that generous.
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Dec 5, 2004 14:18:37 GMT -5
Kamui.EXE puts Mike down.
"You ungreatful little miscreant! I should feed you to the gridbugs!" Kamui.EXE growls.
Mike had been giving her a hard time. She had no idea what it was.
Mike's bottom jaw seemed to quiver and his eyes grew large. It was the much dreaded "puppy-dog face" (If she knew what a "puppy dog" was.)
"No! I don't think I can stand any more of that! It's making my header hurt! Don't cry! PLEASE!" Kamui.EXE says.
She was definately not good with this "child-program." It was far more moody than any of the users. She didn't like this.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Dec 6, 2004 13:26:00 GMT -5
Mike: You're a bad woman! *Mike runs off to DJAE and DJ Kat* Keep m away from her!
DJAE: Kamui, maybe you'd rather leave Mike to me and Kat.
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Post by Harpo989 on Dec 6, 2004 16:03:44 GMT -5
Pretty much everyone had forgotten about me by now... until I made a comment; "This new User-beta looks like a bit of trouble..."
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