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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 3, 2005 15:58:43 GMT -5
"Great. Why do they have to watch every single thing we do anyways?" Kamui.EXE says as she leads the group to a shaft.
There was a bridge leading to another doorway.
"If we follow the path, we can find that program. He's easy to spot. He's also a chronic liar though. You can only get the truth out of him half the time. Trust me, when you get there, you can't miss him. His stories happen to be way over inflated," kamui.EXE says as she starts across the bridge.
The group was only half way across until Kamui.EXE stops.
"We're being watched," She says.
Just as she says that, a huge magenta resource hog jumps down and lands on the bridge.
"Gimme the sub!" The hog growls.
"We have no time for you! GET LOST!" Kamui.EXE snaps.
The hog respons by charging at the group. kamui.EXE, without processing her idea entirely, rammed herself in to the resource hog both knocking herself and the hog in to the inky blackness below. The bridge almost seemed to disappear from view. The hog took a swing at Kamui and hit her in the shoulder as the air rushed past the two. Kamui.EXE heard the shell in her shoulder and arm crack.
"GAH!" She yelped.
He was quite strong.
The hog, almost satisfied, launched his footer in to Kamui.EXE's chest like a spring board and rocketed safely to a floating archive bin while sending her to her doom. Kamui.EXE thought this was the end and prepeared herself.
She when she thought she was done. A figure in a brown travaler's cloak lunged out of the blue, caught Kamui and brings her to safty in a nearby platform.
Kamui.EXE tries to move her arm but it doesn't respond.
"No patch routine's going to fix this," she mutters.
"You should really be more careful. I need you functioning," says the program.
"You're the mystery program! Thank you.....," kamui.EXE says.
The mystery program stays silent and leaps off the platform.
"Hey! Wait!" Kamui.EXE says as she looks over.
He was gone. She knew better than to think he was derezzed. He would never let himself go that easily.
Her thoughts changed to Mikey and her friends. She had to get back to the upper levels. they would need all the help they can get and she needed to get to virus scan to fix her damaged arm. It was very painful to her. She started walking to the nearest doorway.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 3, 2005 17:01:17 GMT -5
Mike: Did she just...
DJ Kat: No. She's very athletic. She wouldn't be harmed from that fall.
Mike: but what if...
DJ Kat: NO.
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 4, 2005 15:11:28 GMT -5
Kamui.EXE brought the visor down over her eyes and scanned the surroundings in the coridors. There was no other programs down here safe for herself. Her arm throbbed as it not wanted to be easily forgotten.
Being as quiet as it was, Kamui.EXE decided to sing an old drinking song she once heard somewhere. She was not sure where she heard it before or how she happend to know the words, but it brought her great comfort and it almost made her feel that she was closer to her past some how.
Just when she got midway in to the song, she heard rumbling. All of a sudden, a game tank appeared.
"ARGHHH! GRIDBUGS! THAT'S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!" Kamui.EXE snaps as she gets back in to defense mode.
The tank fires off a few shots and they all mis Kamui.EXE by mere centimeters. Apparentally, the tank operator had very bad aim or was missing on purupose. Kamui.EXE leaped high up in to the air and landed infront of the main hatch.
"Whoever's in there, there's going to be hell to be payed!" Kamui.EXE growls.
She pops open the hatch to hear a voice.
"EEKS! Don't hurt me! I-I used the wrong commands! I'm so sorry!" says the voice in a panic.
Kamui.EXE sits down. Just as she does so, the tank commander pops their header out of the tank. She had a panicked expression on her interface.
Wow. This tank commander girl is acting a little ditzy here, isn't she? Kamui.EXE thought.
"I'm not going to hurt you," kamui.EXE says.
"G-good. I'm very sorry I---- Oops!" says the operator as her foot slipped and hit another command causing the tank to fire off another shot.
"HEY!" Kamui.EXE yelped.
"Sorry! Sorry!" the commander panics again.
"Maybe you want to sit down or something? It might be safer," kamui.EXE suggests.
"S-sure. C-c-come on it," She says as she grabs Kamui.EXE's arm.
"OW! HEY!" Kamui.EXE yelps as she yanked it back.
"You're hurt?! That's terrible! I'm so sorry!" Says the operator appologetically.
"It's not your fault. I sorta did it to myself," kamui.EXE says as she climbs in to the tank.
"At least let me help you," says the operator as she closes the hatch.
Kamui.EXE pauses as the operator heads to the back and pulls out some word wraps.
"At least I can't screw this up," she says as she wraps up Kamui.EXE's arm and puts it in to a sling, "by the way, my name's Fonika."
"Thanks. My name's Kamui. What brings you out here?" Kamui.EXE asks.
"I was on duty and I heard some singing. It sound like something from the MCP days. I had to take a look for this program. I was expecting someone much older looking," says Fonika.
"How do you know that song?" Kamui.EXE asks.
"I heard the lyrics once. One of the old commanders sang it before duty. I sorta miss it since he got derezzed in the Great Zlot invasion of 2003," Fonika explains.
"Sorry to hear that," Kamui.EXE says.
"Uh.... so what are you doing here?" Fonika asks.
"I fell. I need to get back to the upper levels and in to the city. Can you help me?" Kamui.EXE asks.
Fonika smiles as she leaps in to the driver's seat.
"Just leave it to me. I'll help you get no prob----Oops! Sorry!" Fonika says as she ran in to another wall backing up.
She straightened the tank out and continued going.
"Driving, drvining all day long! Driving this tank as I sing this song!" Fonika sings as she drives forward.
This might be one LONG trip. Kamui.EXE thought.
(Note: I decided to base Fonika off of Dory from Finding Nemo a little bit. I thought it would be funny to have someone like her trying to drive a tank and maybe drive everyone nuts. ^^ )
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 4, 2005 17:02:25 GMT -5
*DJ Kat is moping around. For all she knew, Kamui dropped DJAE's ZIP file. Mike follows close behind.*
(tank fire sound)
DJ Kat: That was from where Kamui fell!
Mike: Ms. Kamui was holding Dad, right, Ms. Kat?
DJ Kat: *starting to cry* Yes...
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 4, 2005 19:26:31 GMT -5
Fonika was getting on Kamui.EXE's nerves. She wouldn't stop singing about operating a game tank.
"Okay. Fonika, can you stop singing about your tank?" Kamui asks.
"Oh! Oh! We're just getting to the best part!" Fonika says excitedly.
"Well... HEY! LOOKOUT!" Kamui.EXE yells as she points to the viewer.
There was a huge program standing in front of the tank. The tank stops. Fonika sends a header to the program.
[Chat1 = Hey! Can you move it please? You're in our way!]
The program stood still. It was then Kamui.EXE realized something.
"That's the resource hog who got me earlier!" kamui.EXE says.
"This him? I'll show him!" says Fonkia as she activates a command.
She thought it would activate the cannon.
"Oops. Sorry!" she says when she realized she pressed the wrong command which brought on the headlights.
"FONIKA! Do you even know how to drive this thing?!" Kamui.EXE snaps.
"Uh.... uh.... WE RUN HIM OVER!" Fonkia yells as she activates more commands and got the tank driving backward.
"FONIKA! WE'RE RUNNING AWAY!" kamui.EXE yells.
"I know that!" Fonika replies.
"Don't tell me you activated the wrong commands!" Kamui.EXE snaps.
"Uh.... we're uh.... making a tactical retreat?" Fonika says grasping at what she thought was the right answer.
"FONIKA! Change our course or let me drive!" Kamui.EXE snaps.
"Not in your condition! It's a two hand-er job!" says Fonika reluctantly.
"I've done a whole lot worse!" Kamui.EXE says.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 4, 2005 19:32:30 GMT -5
DJ Kat: Aussie's gone... It's all my fault...
*Kat prepares to go home, but then hears:*
Program: Excuse you!
Program: What're you doing, you nut?
Program: My footer! My Userd--n footer!
Program: This isn't a place to be driving that!
*Mike scurries off*
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 4, 2005 19:52:46 GMT -5
"Now look what you did! Fonika! I think we ran over something and we're still BACKWARDS!" kamui.EXE says as they drove up most of the levels backwards.
"Oh! This isn't backwards! It's reverse fowards," says Fonika cheerfuly.
Kamui.EXE almost fell over sideways in embarrassment.
"Fonika! Stop the damn tank!" kamui.EXE growls.
"Sorry! Sorry! I-I'll stop!" says Fonika stopping the game tank.
Kamui.EXE pokes her header out the hatch and saw that they had ran over someone's footer.
"Oh my user! Fonika, you're an MCP on legs! Your path of accidential hurt and destruction astounds me," Kamui.EXE mutters.
"Huh? What did you say?" Fonika asks.
"DJAE? Are you hurt? Can you pull your footer out?" Kamui.EXE asks.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 4, 2005 22:15:37 GMT -5
DJ Kat: Kamui!!! You haven't lost that ZIP file, have you? Aussie's IN THERE!
*DJ Kat looks peeved*
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 4, 2005 22:56:04 GMT -5
"Yes. I still do. Hold on a sec," Kamui.EXE says as she kicks Fonika, "move the game tank before I decide a new use for your header."
"Right-o!" Fonika says as the tank moves off of DJAE's footer.
"Any better?" kamui.EXE says as she produces the zip, "you and me both. My arm got damaged during the fall."
~kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 5, 2005 0:00:38 GMT -5
DJ Kat: Good. Now let's find that decompress program.
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 5, 2005 13:25:36 GMT -5
"Does anyone want a ride? I know a short cut and I think everyone'll fit," says Fonika.
Kamui.EXE wasn't sure if she was ready to put up with Fonika so soon.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by Prankster bit on Jan 5, 2005 17:14:40 GMT -5
why don't we drive, and you direct?
[climbs into the tank and takes a seat at the gunner's chair]
he he. this is great!
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 5, 2005 19:24:32 GMT -5
*DJ Kat grabs Mike and enters*
DJ Kat: Kamui, have you been keeping that Zip file safe? We need that decompress program to free Aussie from that!
Mike: What's a Zip file?
*everyone groans*
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Post by Kamui.EXE on Jan 12, 2005 9:13:13 GMT -5
"Yes. I did. It would so seem that Mikey here has become really popular in such a short while. This little guy must have something everyone wants. The question is what," Kamui.EXE says.
The game tank changed directions and headed to Internet City.
~Kamui.EXE
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Post by DJ Aussie E. on Jan 12, 2005 10:05:03 GMT -5
DJ Kat: Users are mostly saviors, right? They might be having their own little mini-dramas and they need someone to snap them out of it.
Mike: ...
*Mike sits down. As he does, his hand accifentally hits a panel which makes the tank's horn play "La Cucaracha"*
Mike: !!!
*Mike runs to hide behind Kat*
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